I go to a bar
I was involved in this interaction last night, while standing outside a bar waiting for a friend:
[Girl comes out of bar, smiles at me, I turn away. Then, she notices a bike chained outside the bar.]
GIRL: Oh my god, this bike is sooooo awesome!
[She starts to pet the bike like a golden retriever.]
GIRL: Man, I want the perfect bike.
[I realize this girl is totally wasted and/or high. I turn back around.]
ME: Hey, how's it going?
Sometimes, I'm a bad man.


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