You know I'm dumb, right? I sent out a press release. I ate a bunch of them.
If you couldn't tell from random quotes around here, I'm a big fan of Aqua Teen Hunger Force. Thus, I appreciate this highly:
Here's the deal: The entire city of Boston has grossly overreacted. What is most surprising about the situation is how they feel their level of outrage is totally justified. When I was five, no one was freaking out about Lite-Brites. Sheet, a Lite-Brite contains about 1000 small plastic pegs, which you then hand a 5-year old and tell them to go play. No one freaking out about that.
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